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utter nonsense

01. Absolutely not. Bail yourself out of prison this time.

02. You have five seconds to explain what you've done to my bedroom. I will not be held responsible for anything that happens to you after that.

03. You have no evidence that I was at fault. I await any viable evidence you have.

04. Bold of you to assume I fear death. Try harder next time.

05. You don't like me? Come and kill me. Be the change you wish to see in the world.

06. [ text him! ]

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ok ok ok
sure
definitely no evidence
i mean
its not like theres LITERALLY YAMATOS ENERGY ALL OVER THE FRONT YARD OR ANYTHING
seriously if you wanna visit us its fine
just lmk ahead of time?
dont need to do your spooky teleport mysterious shit
the kids love you and dante when you guys visit so its not a problem

I don't know what you're talking about. It must have been Dante's doing.

Surely you don't think me so idle that I would have time to just drop by.

[ listen he doesn't appreciate being called out and if that little kid with the braces ratted him out about it too then SOMEONE isn't getting a (reluctant) treat next time. ]

bc youre totally the type to let dante fuck around with yamato
its fine
i totally get it
yup
dont have to get all sappy just bc you miss me
;)

Clearly you've never actually met Dante, or you would know of his propensity for taking without asking.

What did you say her name was? Mariah?
Whatever she has, it must be contagious, because I have no idea what you're saying.

Edited (LOOK THE OLD DOG LEARNED SOMETHING) 2023-12-22 19:07 (UTC)